- @JamesASinclair are you wearing them with kitten heels and a good bra, as we've discussed previously? if so, phwoar. #
- Rather than working this afternoon, I've been coming up with atrocious chicken puns. Productive. ( http://www.thereallygoodlife.com/929/ ) #
- Spent the whole evening writing up minutes. Ugh. #
- About half an hour ago, I put on a clean hoodie. It is now covered four kinds of dirt. #
- 22 minutes into the day and we're already making poo and penis jokes. Excellent. #
- Water co sells my details to Homeserve. Homeserve coldcalls to sell me insurance. I twitter search while on the phone. So no, definitely no. #
- @Scampering haha, ace. any unrecognised numbers calling from now on, I'll answer the phone crying to set up the impaled on railings story :) #
- Am reading the new Hyperbole&aHalf, the dog is doing all the dog-related sound effects. Because I'm NOT LOOKING AT HER. http://is.gd/hlAaH #
- Discovered that an individual pie case is the perfect size to be a comedy hat for the dog. http://is.gd/hqwKp #
- I wonder at what point in our relationship/aging @johnleach & I will stop randomly giving the other the finger in response to minor triggers #
- Van just gone past. C Butt Logistics. *insert your own bum and/or poo joke here* #
- Made another shelter for the chickens out of scrap wood and pallets this morning, getting @johnleach involved made it way more stressful! ;) #
- Newspaper & stove, chickens & woodwork, Scrabble en route & drama in Bingley, now gaming & stove, soon lasagne & garlic bread. Good day! #
Categorylife
The general parent category for most of the things I write about on here.
One of the more interesting Louisa-centric sub-categories is biodata (where I explore my personal history with graphs, maps and whatnot), and if you’re that way inclined, you can read about the wonderful felines and canines with whom I’ve shared my life too.
- Cat deposited at the vets to have the last of his icky teeth taken out. I fully expect a revenge shit in my shoes when he comes home. #
- OH: "it's was alright." "what do you mean 'it was alright'?" "it was alright." #
- Cat back from vets – all but one teeth removed :( Bit grumpy now but I have some plans to bring him back on side. Plans that involve fish. #
- Just went for a soggy walk in the woods between Ravenscliffe & Calverley. Dog helicoptered the whole way, in and out of streams. Happy dog. #
- @LauraBlackwell I once had sprouts as part of a tempura veg dish. would not recommend. This sounds good though http://is.gd/gTT2q #
- These things are delighting Lily this morning: a scrunched up piece of paper, a small piece of kindling, a dirty sock. #
- Oh and now some of my lovely hand-dyed yarn. I think she thinks she's a cat. #
- You know your hands are cold when you pick up some dog poo in a baggy and think "mmm, warm". #
- MP Mark Hendrick, you're so right. Because if someone isn't wearing a skirt, they're clearly a man. http://is.gd/gYAHK #
- Not a great start to the day – I forgot to take my towel over to the shower and now @johnleach is singing Bon Jovi while making breakfast. #
- Some photos of our new chickens! http://www.thereallygoodlife.com/908/expanding-the-tribe-four-new-chickens/ #
- @strowger78 ugh, i know, it's awful. but i'm willing to battle it if it's stuff that you can transport here, instead of it going to landfill #
- Lily dog caught a hedgehog in my mum and dad's garden. She also likes Southport's sand dunes. Liked my mum & dad's hissy cats less. #
I’ve not done an update on my goals for ages so thought it would be nice to do a quick one with some time still to go before the end of the year.
1. To make a meal using only ingredients I’ve grown, raised, caught or killed myself.
I completed this in July but as I mentioned in August, it wasn’t really about one meal – it was about learning, growing and cooking.
The garden continued to produce courgettes/marrows all summer, and later on we got tomatoes, chillis, beans and potatoes. There are still leeks & brassicas in the ground for overwintering and harvesting early next year. Some things were a bit of a failure, other things a roaring success. I’ve learnt a lot from doing it.
Because of gluts of output and because of wild food (particularly fruit – plums & blackberries) finds, I’ve learned quite a lot about preserving over the last few months – we have a cupboard full of jams, chutneys and pickled eggs. Speaking of eggs, the girls are still producing like crazy – averaging about 3.8 a day (ie, mostly 4 a day but occasionally just 3). We’ve learned new ways of using up these eggs so we’re not always having omelette and scrambled eggs – for example, we made fresh egg pasta recently – fun and yum!
Other learnings: I’ve been grinding more baking and I also went on a course to learn how to make cheese at the start of September. It was with LILI in Gateshead and combining it with seeing some ace old friends, it was one of my best weekends ever. I haven’t made any hard or even soft-but-with-rennet cheeses at home yet but that’s been a question of time, space and equipment more than desire. John’s also been learning about homebrewing – we’ve got 2 gallons of cider, a gallon of wild plum wine & some ginger beer from James’ ginger beer plant on the go at the moment – so I’ve been learning about that by osmosis.
On the wild fruit, I’ve been picking and identifying mushrooms all year and the weekend before last, we went on an organised fungi forage – very interesting and heightened our interest in the activity further. As I said in my blog post on The Really Good Life, it’s slow going though, learning about mushrooms and wild food in general, but that’s possibly not a bad thing.
Speaking of The Really Good Life – that’s my new more focused blog which documents all my eating, making and doing activities — more interesting content, less silly pictures of cats. If you read these blog, you should definitely read that one too!
2. To travel to a place on my “top ten places to go before I die” list.
As I said last time I did an update, this year has been very home-focused so we’ve not travelled and I’ve not minded that at all. I wrote up my top ten list as a blog post – because I first wrote the list on a little notepad about six years ago, and I have no idea where the original is now – but I decided not to post it because I’m having hippy issues with the whole idea. The way we’d have to do it feels too much like consumerism, to have not to be. It requires further thought and revision.
3. Finish writing my second novel.
Yeah, no. Still nothing here. But I have been writing – actual pen on paper, or fingers on keys writing – more lately. Due to my involvement with Bingley Little Theatre, I’ve been thinking that sort of thing than novels but it all stems from the same writing lobe and I’m just happy to be writing more again.
4. Make some sausages at home – wet English style ones and cured ones too
Still not done this but still really want to.
5. Spend at least a day fishing out on the North Sea.
I organised this really badly. Or rather didn’t organise it, that was the problem. Eventually though, I decided to set a date for it – but then there were dog sitting issues and John-being-busy issues and we bumped it a week – and by then the fishing excursions had finished for the year. Doh. Definitely for the list next year though.
6. Finally finish learning how to drive.
We bought new L plates. That’s as far as I’ve got on this one.
7. Make a full outfit’s worth of clothing for myself – including spinning any wool used.
I had a plan for this during my week off recently – my first full week off in five years! But either my sewing pattern reading skills or the pattern itself (or a combination of the two), let me down. The pyjama pants I made looked like they belonged to the clown version of MC Hammer. However, the year isn’t over yet and I’m going to try again. I’m also going to look out for a course/person to mentor me in making a few items, so I can get into the swing of things.
8. Learn how to program and make a mini-game/application using Ruby
Still stuck on my hashes issue. Given winter is approaching though, I might get back into it.
9. Climb a mountain or at least a jolly big hill.
Like the fishing, another failure to organise and now it’s a bit too wintery. However, as I’ve said before, we’re walking every day with Lily and that’s a good thing. Most weekends, we go somewhere slightly further afield than our woods, just for a change of scene, so we’re getting about a bit – but just a few miles at a time as she’s made it clear (emergency trip to the vets clear) that she’s not up for super long hikes at her age.
10. Participate more in the real world – plan/run a real life green event or scheme.
While none of my green plans have come about, and are unlikely to at this time of the year, I’m definitely participating more getting out and about more in the non-internet world because of my involvement at Bingley Little Theatre. As well as the two classes I help teach, I’ve been involved with three productions there this year (two with the kids, one with adults) and am lined up to help with another in January. The last production, the adults one in October, involved me GALLOPING ACROSS THE STAGE CLACKING TOGETHER COCONUTS. If that isn’t involvement in the real world, I don’t know what is.
- @tim_waters just seen your profile pic. Have you succumbed to the delights of your mortal enemies? They look like lovely specimens :) #
- Made tagliatelle (using eggs from our hens) and black pepper crackers with @johnleach this evening. Fun! :) #
- Just got my email inbox to under 50 for the first time all year. At this rate, I might be able to achieve inbox zero by 2012. #
- Wondered why the thermometer had suddenly gone up by 4C. Instant global warming? The sun going supernova? No, it's next to my cup of tea. #
- The woman next to me on the bus is wearing the same 2 year old coat as me. I don't think she's noticed. I feel i should say something. #
- She's texting too now – i wonder if she's sending the same twitter updates… I'm pretty sure i'm not looking into a mirror. #
- @JamesASinclair the guardian say it's ok as long as it's a below the knee skirt, and worn with a "neat top [and] good bra". So go for it. ;) in reply to JamesASinclair #
- I do hope that the kids at drama enjoy our sessions together as much as I do :D #
- Feeling happy with work for the first time in ages (years?) (ever?). #
- Yesterday @johnleach and I had a "best fake tongue made from salami" competition in our lunchbreak. I won shape, he won mobility. #
- I think the only tweets I retweet without fail are local lost pet ones. #
- While @johnleach is at #leedshack I've been having my own Greengates hack. Less sexy @brightbox APIs, more wood, pallets and chickens. #
- Show@Bingley went well this weekend, but glad it's over and I get my evenings back :) #
- So very sleepy. Urge to do fun things is being replaced by the urge to sit. #
- I've been needing to pee for about 2 hours. #
- A visit to the hairdressers then into Bradford city centre have made me feel sad for the world & its future. But at least I bought yarn. #
- Today's only make project going well but slowly – about three-quarters of my way through my first slipper. Cute and warm though :D #
- Really must stop looking at the internet and go out and do something less boring instead. #
- Has done the first layer of papier mache on my soon-to-be chicken moneybox's body, comb and beak. #
- Dog was so intently sniffing for rabbits that she missed one run across our path about 4m in front of us. #
- Had to buy some Coffeemate at the supermarket today. I feel dirty. #
- Walked on Ilkley Moor & picked up chicken supplies. Now tea, papers & cartoons, later curry. I heart Saturdays. #
- @SlowFoodWYorks me (@louisa_) and @johnleach – see you soon! :) in reply to SlowFoodWYorks #
- Back from @SlowFoodWYorks mushroom hunt! Fantastic fun and eating them at the end was ace! Thanks to Gerry & Jesper for running it :) #
- (We nearly didn't make it to the mushroom hunt though – on leaving the house, found someone had nicked a wheel from the car…) #
- Boron has been sat between me and my laptop for about 20 minutes now, letting me kiss him while I type. http://twitpic.com/2yp9vq #
- .@johnleach keeps picking weird music that's making me edgy and anxious. Feel like I'm in a David Lynch film. #
- Oh, now he's got the Polyphonic Spree on. Feel like I'm on Playschool. ;) #
- OH: "you're such a tasty hunk of pastry" #
- Stood in a room where a dozen completely sober adults are singing bryan adams. #
- Has pretty much failed with fire this morning. Cat unimpressed. Should have just put the heating on instead. #
- I HAVE CONQUERED FLAME. Cat duly impressed. #
- I emptied the stove ashpan this morning and now my hands smell like a nightclub from 1998. #
- Lovely relaxing day yesterday inc a walk in Heaton & a late lunch at Coopers in Guiseley (another day, another Market Town Tavern). #
- Just had the chickens loose in the garden for the first time – fun! Can't wait until it's all properly fenced in so they can pootle more! #
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