• @xbaz us too! now i have to walk to the shop before i can have my cereal. boo. in reply to xbaz #
  • can’t wait until her desk and printer are in the same room, not two floors apart. #
  • loves the smell of wet cat. #notaeuphemism #
  • suspects she’ll be upgrading her OS this evening. what fun! #
  • changes her application and desktop fonts to comic sans just to see @johnleach grimace #
  • is trying to get used to her long-awaited ubuntu upgrade – suspect i won’t notice the changes that benefit me, just the annoying niggles #
  • has her bookmarks from a year ago instead of her current list after an upgrade snafu. funny how much it’s changed. #
  • adds twister ice lollies into the deliciousness hall of fame, alongside vimto and encona sauce. #
  • is waiting, impatiently. #
  • is now riding a giant wave of frustration. #
  • worked out her frustration by trimming the fuchsia bush. trimming it with a big saw. #
  • has not found any mindmapping/brainstorming software that comes close to beating a pencil and big piece of paper. #
  • feels cleaner after restyling a messy document. #
  • finds it very strange writing formal, serious work-related emails to people she’s met socially #
  • is decidedly unimpressed with lloyds tsb fraud prevention efforts. #
  • had a charity shop win. took 6 bags of stuff in & got a complete set of ugly-ace 1970s crockery, which matches our existing set, for £3.80. #
  • got a tshirt&comic from liz prince (http://lizprincepower.com/) the other day. post from an internet famous person! http://twitpic.com/8kquw #
  • “enjoyed” a modern day re-enactment of Romeo & Juliet last night between two drunk, repugnant neighbours. #
  • That rock through yonder window breaks. It is my house and Juliet has locked the door…. #
  • … Arise, fair Armley, and kill the ugly bitch. Who is already sick and pale with hangover. #
  • [POLICE enter. ROMEO is manhandled into a police car. Exit] #
  • declares the ankle to be the funny bone of the foot, ie, it hurts disproportionately when you bang it. #
  • has spent years trying to woo @johnleach with intellectual humour & wonderpuns but made him laugh more than ever today with a silly walk. #

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