• @JamesASinclair are you wearing them with kitten heels and a good bra, as we've discussed previously? if so, phwoar. #
  • Rather than working this afternoon, I've been coming up with atrocious chicken puns. Productive. ( http://www.thereallygoodlife.com/929/ ) #
  • Spent the whole evening writing up minutes. Ugh. #
  • About half an hour ago, I put on a clean hoodie. It is now covered four kinds of dirt. #
  • 22 minutes into the day and we're already making poo and penis jokes. Excellent. #
  • Water co sells my details to Homeserve. Homeserve coldcalls to sell me insurance. I twitter search while on the phone. So no, definitely no. #
  • @Scampering haha, ace. any unrecognised numbers calling from now on, I'll answer the phone crying to set up the impaled on railings story :) #
  • Am reading the new Hyperbole&aHalf, the dog is doing all the dog-related sound effects. Because I'm NOT LOOKING AT HER. http://is.gd/hlAaH #
  • Discovered that an individual pie case is the perfect size to be a comedy hat for the dog. http://is.gd/hqwKp #
  • I wonder at what point in our relationship/aging @johnleach & I will stop randomly giving the other the finger in response to minor triggers #
  • Van just gone past. C Butt Logistics. *insert your own bum and/or poo joke here* #
  • Made another shelter for the chickens out of scrap wood and pallets this morning, getting @johnleach involved made it way more stressful! ;) #
  • Newspaper & stove, chickens & woodwork, Scrabble en route & drama in Bingley, now gaming & stove, soon lasagne & garlic bread. Good day! #

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