1. After the ones in Southport last weekend, John has an obsession with bacon butties. He gets up to make them for breakfast before I have to leave for my meeting.

2. My £10 cashback comes in the form of two fivers.

3. The setting sun shines softly on the cow’s field but in the wing mirrors, it glows an intense gold.

3b. “Why don’t we get two aubergine pizzas?” There is some disagreement of whether or not we need that much but when it arrives, it’s nearly all hoovered up and everyone has their fill.