1. We didn’t see Kaufman last night so the first thing I do on Sunday is look for him. A telltale tail behind his curtain gives away his location.

2. Buttered noodles with pepper and chilli flakes have become my new dicky-tummy food.

3. The headlights and brake lights dissipate and sparkle on the bumpy glass.

3b. The two dogs wander around the pub, hoovering under all tables, oblivious to the performances taking place.