1. We walk to the supermarket together at lunchtime.

2. I have a sealed tube of catnip in my desk drawer, which the cats have been enjoying lately. Strange meows with excitement whenever I lift it out: she doesn’t even need to smell its contents any more.

3. I slice up the avocado without removing the skin, then I replace the stone and seal the fruit back together. I don’t do it with the intention of confusing John but it works anyway.